Fast Times of Jarhead Jerry

Born, Woke up, took a shit, went to school, came home took a shit, went to bed.

Woke up, took a shit, went to work, came home took a shit, went to bed.

Woke up, went to war, killed three people by noon, came home, took a shot, went to bed.

Woke up, took a shit, went back to work, came home, took a shit went to bed.

Woke up next morning, took a shit, got married, had a kid, went to work, came home, took a shit, went to bed.

Woke up, took a shit, got cancer, came home took a shit and died.